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The ÜberJoos® Ultimate Cleanse Trio™

No matter how much we aspire to live clean, pure lives, every day brings a little grit, a little grime, a little stress to gum up the works. Over time, we’re left feeling bloated, groggy and out of tune with our own bodies. When that happens, we need to devote our energies to eliminating impurities and attuning ourselves to the beat of our own internal drum.

We’ve tried many cleanses to wash away the fatigue and less-than-wholesome food or drink that’s made its way into our world, but before today there was no internal cleansing regimen that left us feeling truly revivified and renewed. We’re proud to announce that we’ve partnered with ÜberJoos® to develop a supercleansing trio of incredible smoothie shots that we’re calling the Ultimate Cleanse Trio. In just three days, you’ll clear away toxins, tone your inner body and increase mental alertness so you can get the most from both physical and spiritual exercises.

Step One: The Golden Road Smoothie Shot will start your body down the path gently, easing you into your cleanse with a turmeric, kava, lemon and ginger fling topped with a whipped pollen, marigold petal and miso chaser. You’ll taste the fennel-wormwood-dandelion infusion at the finish. The Golden Road is naturally fermented in oak vats, and this healing brew opens the spirit and the body, allowing full toxin release and making your body more receptive to physical and mental nutrients. You’ll drink five Golden Road Smoothie Shots on the first day of your cleanse.

Step Two: The Pine Forest Smoothie Shot leads you to the primeval forest within, allowing you to access and release the deeper, darker parts of your psyche and your gut. But don’t be scared; the Pine Forest is a loving forest full of elements that will lead you safely on your journey to clarity and health. Nettle, greater burdock, Lingzhi mushrooms, Brussels sprouts, olallieberry, spirulina and milk thistle extract leach impurities and impart healing energies. Sprinkle your smoothie with our exclusive PinePlus Power Powder rich with pine bark, moss dust and pignolia enzymes just before drinking to unleash extra power. You’ll drink three Pine Forest Smoothie Shots on the second day of your cleanse.

Step Three: The Sun Spirit Capsaicin Cocktail Shot is the potion that kicks everything into high gear. A kombucha-mushroom-mango tea base is enriched with goji berry, smoked paprika, saffron, ashwagandha leaf, and a whisper of Bhut jolokia chili powder. Top with a single shake of our exclusive Dyleria powder created from finely milled medicinal mushrooms to activate the cocktail and ensure that you receive its full benefits. One shot of our Sun Spirit Capsaicin Cocktail is all you need to elevate your body into full detox mode. Note: Prepare to allow yourself all of day three to attend to your body and spirit as the cocktail engages with your psyche and works its full-strength healing properties.

Includes:

  • Five Golden Road Smoothie Shots
  • Three Pine Forest Smoothie Shots
  • Three PinePlus Power Powder™ Packets
  • One Sun Spirit Capsaicin Cocktail Shot
  • One dose of Dyleria™ powder

$98

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